Mafia Themes Gifts

"We're going to need a bigger tub."

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Mafia machine gun case.

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Musical Bad Guys: Scarface Scarlatti, Saxaphone Capone, Machine Gun Grapelli, Meanie Toscaninni, Killer Caruso....

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.