Mafia Narratives Gifts

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"No more last requests."

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism