Mafia Satire Lover Gifts

"Before we continue, Joey, we'd like you to open this heartfelt 'Goodbye coworker' card."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Fish mobsters.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Lose the Iraq War.

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

The Codfather.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

My belief is better than yours!

'The worst part of you mistake was that it was an honest mistake.'

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

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