Social Satire Lover Gifts

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Could you make it a dollar and a dime, sir? ? My agent gets 10%."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Man with sign predicting 'The end is near'.

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Please pass the salt.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

We should be fine, provided we keep one pitchfork apart.

Personal Space Protect-O-Matic

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

"Maybe we're not the salt of the earth, but we're the salt of the Upper East Side."

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

Elizabeth admired Darcy's £150,000 Philippe Patek

"May I tell you that you have lovely eyes or would that be sexist?"

'Who needs heredity and environment when you can get Government subsidies?'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Covidioms

Kissing Booth Reaffirming Pat on the Rear Booth

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Man - spreading.

"Go on kickstarter."

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

"A little more to the left, dear."

"Be honest, won't you kiss me because of the virus or because I'm a frog?"

Producers Defend High Beef Prices

Gala Benefit

"Social crutch."

"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

"I believe we shall all go in one car."

"There's a talk of tightening lockdown rules even further."