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"Before we continue, Joey, we'd like you to open this heartfelt 'Goodbye coworker' card."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Gangsta wrap.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Lose the Iraq War.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

The Codfather.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

My belief is better than yours!

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'The worst part of you mistake was that it was an honest mistake.'

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.