Mafia Themes T-Shirts

"We're going to need a bigger tub."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Mafia machine gun case.

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"