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"One day all this will be yours."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Make it look like natural selection."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

Musical Bad Guys: Scarface Scarlatti, Saxaphone Capone, Machine Gun Grapelli, Meanie Toscaninni, Killer Caruso....

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.