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"Make it look like natural selection."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Talking of contracts, darling, I've just signed one myself."

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

'He said I couldn't fire him because he knew where the bodies were buried. Bury him alongside the others.'

Mafia Small Talk

'Don't worry about my husband. He's never home early since he started working for the mafia.'

Assasinations - Live Jobs Character only

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

'Swimming with fishes - goodo - I've done whales and dolphins.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'