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"Make it look like natural selection."

"I'm very touched, fellows."

"Talking of contracts, darling, I've just signed one myself."

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

'He said I couldn't fire him because he knew where the bodies were buried. Bury him alongside the others.'

Mafia Small Talk

'Don't worry about my husband. He's never home early since he started working for the mafia.'

Assasinations - Live Jobs Character only

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'I don't care what is politically correct... hench person just doesn't sound right.'

'Swimming with fishes - goodo - I've done whales and dolphins.'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."