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Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Gangsta wrap.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Make it look like natural selection."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Mafia machine gun case.

'Hi. I'm Don.'