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"Now that's what I call organised crime!"

"I don't give a damn what's showing in Milan—you get a suit from Brooks Brothers."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Organsied Crime

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

The Codfather.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."