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Badabing-Boom.

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"No more last requests."

"No, no no. It's, 'You'll be sleeping with the fishes,' not, 'You'll be swimming with the dolphins.'"

'Big Al likes to add a seasonal touch.'

'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Mafia clowns can fit an unlimited number of bodies in the trunk.

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

The Codfather.

Mafia machine gun case.