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Badabing-Boom.

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"No more last requests."

"No, no no. It's, 'You'll be sleeping with the fishes,' not, 'You'll be swimming with the dolphins.'"

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

'Big Al likes to add a seasonal touch.'

'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'

'I thought I told you guys to take him out AT the ballgame.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Mafia clowns can fit an unlimited number of bodies in the trunk.

Musical Bad Guys: Scarface Scarlatti, Saxaphone Capone, Machine Gun Grapelli, Meanie Toscaninni, Killer Caruso....

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'