Mafia Movie Fan Pillows

Gangster "I'm thinking of getting back into crime, Luigi, - legitimate business is too corrupt"

'Our first laundered dollar.'

"I insist."

A gangster moves papers from the 'bada-bing' box to the 'bada-boom' box.

'Why not consolidate your existing debts into one monthly repayment?'

Badabing-Boom.

"What I'd like to know, gentlemen, is how the hell we missed the boat on gangsta rap."

"Lou can't make the meeting. He's dead."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Bad a bling - Mafia Jewellery Store.

Mafia Family Life

'...now he sleeps with the fishes!'

No one dared to unfriend Jack.

Last to arrive at the pigeon crime family's weekly meeting, Tony ponders if there's any significance to his seating assignment or if he's just paranoid.

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'You all here? Fingers? Sonny Primero? Big Guiseppe? Carmine? Al Fresco?' Wait, where's Al Fresco?'

Alcock and Brown Headhunters - Mr. Capponi represents an International Organisation who are looking for an investment banker.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'I'm sorry, dude... But the boss said 'No witnesses'!'

Assasinations - Live Jobs Character only

Thrift: Get back at the mafia and eat the free horse's head.

Librarians do collect finds, however, I don't think your background as a mob enforcer...

'No, please, not the safety tag, I'm worthless without the tag. Ok, ok, I'll talk.'

Mafia clowns can fit an unlimited number of bodies in the trunk.

'I did wonder about the catering company, bit its different though innit?'

"We're going to need a bigger tub."

"Don't get too close. He has the Corleone Virus."

"How'd you get this number?"

"No more last requests."

The Sunday Mob

"Must be one of those new Russian mobsters."

"Now you will be the accountant to the fishes."

"Housekeeping?!"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."