Mafia History Pillows

"One day all this will be yours."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Housekeeping?!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Make it look like natural selection."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."