Mafia Mythologist Pillows

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

"Make it look like natural selection."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'Drop him again, Louie.'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"No more last requests."

"And who is going to be the Godfather?"