Mafia Consultant Gifts

Searching for a standout gift for a mafia consultant? Our collection of witty and sharp-designed products captures the clandestine charm of their profession. Whether for a colleague or yourself, these items add a fun twist to their serious role. From quirky mugs to statement t-shirts and stylish prints, discover something that balances professionalism with a bit of fun, making every day a little more interesting.

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"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket." mockup

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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"Fangul." Italian sausage.

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Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.' mockup

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement." mockup

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?" mockup

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

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"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself." mockup

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .' mockup

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

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Gangsta wrap.

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?" mockup

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident." mockup

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

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'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.' mockup

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

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'Did you get the hit man Frankie?' mockup

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

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'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.' mockup

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

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Why did the chicken cross the mafia mockup

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

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'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...' mockup

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?' mockup

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

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"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!" mockup

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

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"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots." mockup

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

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Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.' mockup

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

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"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving." mockup

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

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"Make it look like natural selection." mockup

"Make it look like natural selection."

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Mafia machine gun case.

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"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?" mockup

"The big boot Italy ain't gonna kick the small shoe Sicily no more, capiche?"

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Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens." mockup

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

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'Hi. I'm Don.'

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Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea. mockup

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

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The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

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Mafia Consultant Gifts Collection

Mafia Consultant Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for mafia consultants—funny and clever designs that add personality to every coffee break.

Mafia Consultant Pillows

Browse our pillows featuring playful mafia consultant themes—great for adding a fun, professional touch to any space.

Mafia Consultant Prints

Discover stylish prints that highlight the intriguing world of mafia consulting—perfect for decorating their office or personal space.

Mafia Consultant T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for mafia consultants—witty, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their unique profession with humor.