Mafia Buff Gifts

"But the most important thing is to stay safe."

"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Housekeeping?!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

The Plasmas.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Gangsta wrap.

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"