Mafia Buff Mugs

"But the most important thing is to stay safe."

Whacked music.

"Kid... You remind me so much of your Mother!"

'Aye, he'll come up a treat next spring.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Housekeeping?!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Stephen Fry

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

The Plasmas.

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Gangsta wrap.

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."