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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Red Carpet

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

Top model

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'The $1.5 trillion deficit wouldn't sound nearly as bad, if they expressed it in bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'Excess is the way I measure success.'