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"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Will work for ETFs

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Planned Parenthood: Not Tonight Dear. I Have a Headache.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

Champagne Charlie.

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'First, you have to stop treating your husband like a child.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"I married for contrast."