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'Now that's big money!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Private Jet

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"Death coach..."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

Perfection

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Champagne Charlie.

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"