Luxury Brand Manager T-Shirts

Luxury Car Sales

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Haute Suture

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Direct Marketing...

"It lost a little something in translation."

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Target your message

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Advertising on the internet.

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

Pheromones.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

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