Luxury Item Analyst Prints

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

The Red Carpet

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Top model

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'The $1.5 trillion deficit wouldn't sound nearly as bad, if they expressed it in bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

Pretending To Care

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'