Lunch Break Lounger Gifts

'The biggest effect of our working shorter hours is going from two to one martini.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Unabridged Dictionary

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sick person curled up at home

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Champagne and Oysters

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Mexican Dog

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."