Lunch Break Lounger Pillows

'The biggest effect of our working shorter hours is going from two to one martini.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Blue Stockings

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'...and talk about lazy!'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Unabridged Dictionary

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Champagne and Oysters

Mexican Dog

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."