Luddite Jester Gifts

"You don't need your selfie stick...the booth takes selfies for you!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

At The Clown Bank.

Never poke fun.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Work's been really hard."

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

Trump the Jester

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I've gone for a retro phone."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Yorich's last jest.'

Musical Statues.

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin