Luddite Jester Mugs

"You don't need your selfie stick...the booth takes selfies for you!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

At The Clown Bank.

Never poke fun.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'Is he taking the piss?'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"Work's been really hard."

Trump the Jester

"Is something funny, soldier?"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin