Loves Clever Puns Pillows

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I have no thumbs."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

A Brain Drain

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

Literate Dogs.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

Hell's Schlegel

Larry's Literary Market.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

Weather forecast

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'