Loves Clever Puns Gifts

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I have no thumbs."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

A Brain Drain

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Literate Dogs.

Hotness

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

Larry's Literary Market.

Hell's Schlegel

Weather forecast

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'