Loves Anthropomorphic Animals Gifts

She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Meow"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm a monster."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"The true story"

"We grind our own catnip."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Don't even think about it."

The Itchy Back

"They're not home.."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

"Happy birthday! Make a wish and blow out the candles!" "I wish you'd find a man."

His worst nightmares had come true.

'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

'Bucks and Does.'

Dearly beloved...

It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them...Now, isn't that sweet...

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

"Psst ... it's your bookie."