Loves Anthropomorphic Animals Prints

She was this tall with curly blonde hair Officer: She ate our porridge and broke our furniture...

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Meow"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"I'm a monster."

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"The true story"

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"We grind our own catnip."

"Don't even think about it."

"They're not home.."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

The Itchy Back

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

"He wants to know if we've got a more dog-eared copy?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

His worst nightmares had come true.

"Happy birthday! Make a wish and blow out the candles!" "I wish you'd find a man."

'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

'Bucks and Does.'

Dearly beloved...

"Psst ... it's your bookie."