Lover Of Retail Humor Gifts

Looking for a gift for a lover of retail humor? Our collection offers clever, amusing products that celebrate the retail industry's quirks and hustle. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, these items bring a smile to every retail warrior's face, blending wit with a dash of retail pride. Surprise your favorite shopper with a thoughtful, funny gift that embodies their retail passion.

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'How much would you take off for cash?' mockup

'How much would you take off for cash?'

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"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired." mockup

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

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Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you? mockup

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

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'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.' mockup

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

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"Where can I find the lefts?"

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'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.' mockup

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

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"How much is the sign?"

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Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos". mockup

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

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"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers." mockup

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

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"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!" mockup

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

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Seven deadly sins store

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Santa checking out sleigh beds.

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We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?" mockup

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

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"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!" mockup

"Let's see now; rat's gizzard, bats wings, eye of newt....oh, yes. And cornflakes!"

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I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'. mockup

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

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Great moments in shopping

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'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.' mockup

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

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The 29p Shop

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"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS." mockup

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

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'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!' mockup

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

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"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?" mockup

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

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"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

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"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two." mockup

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

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"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department." mockup

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

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Fresh milk - Self service

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Pop-up shop...

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“Ever thought of changing your name?” mockup

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

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"You got hiking boot in 58?"

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'Unexpected item in bagging area.' mockup

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

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Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse. mockup

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

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Breakages must be paid for

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Lover Of Retail Humor Gifts Collection

Lover Of Retail Humor Mugs

Explore our collection of retail humor mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for any retail enthusiast’s morning routine.

Lover Of Retail Humor Pillows

Discover our retail-themed pillows—funny and comfy accessories that celebrate retail life in style.

Lover Of Retail Humor Prints

Browse our retail humor prints—quirky artworks that add personality to any retail fan’s home or workspace.

Lover Of Retail Humor T-Shirts

Check out our retail humor t-shirts—witty designs that let retail lovers express their passion with a smile.