Lounge Lion Gifts

"Grab me a zebra while you're up will ya, hon?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Couch Potatoes

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Mile High Club

Reality Bites

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Lion Dreams

Lion Choir.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...