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"Grab me a zebra while you're up will ya, hon?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Couch Potatoes

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Mile High Club

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

Lion Dreams

Reality Bites

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Lion Choir.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'