Bureau of Missing What Have You.
Lost Property Officer Gifts
If you know a lost property officer who keeps track of everything from keys to backpacks, find the perfect humorous and thoughtful gift here. Our collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their dedication and sense of humor. Whether it’s for a birthday, appreciation day, or just because, these products will remind them that their hard work doesn’t go unnoticed—plus, they might just find their own lost sock! Celebrate the unsung heroes of lost and found with our fun and heartfelt items.
Lost Property - Missing Head
"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."
"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
Very Difficult Conversations
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."
'I wish these wings were for more than show.'
"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"
"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."
'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'
"In heaven you can pee on the carpet."
"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."
'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'
Dog Statue
"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."
"It's just till I get over our dog running away."
'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'
Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.
"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."
"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"
"RIP Cup Cake, our beloved kitty"
Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.
"We got a great buy on the apartment, but, unfortunately, it didn't include the mineral rights."
Desert Island Eviction Notice
House detective.
Dog Heaven
Lost & found dept.
Doggie Heaven
Illustration on the dangers of homebuyers failing to get correct property searches done. Couple look on in dismay as bus and ramblers have right of way over their land.
"I love real estate. It's so tangible."
"Well, you did say that you were looking for a detached property."
Lost Property Officer Gifts Collection
Lost Property Officer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for lost property officers—perfect for starting work with a smile or a well-deserved coffee break.
Lost Property Officer Pillows
Our pillows themed for lost property roles add a hilarious and cozy element to their office or home space, blending comfort with personality.
Lost Property Officer Prints
Brighten up their workspace with prints that celebrate lost property heroes—fun, stylish, and full of character.
Lost Property Officer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for lost property officers—ideal for casual workdays, team events, or whenever they need a humorous lift.