Lost Property Clerk Gifts

Lost Property - "...And this is the entire contents of your missing handbag, is it, Madam?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Lost Property - Missing Head

Golfers lost on the road

House Hunters of the Old West

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

"We got a great buy on the apartment, but, unfortunately, it didn't include the mineral rights."

Desert Island Eviction Notice

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

"Well, you did say that you were looking for a detached property."

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

House detective.

"Here's a one-bedroom in the heart of downtown with it's own dedicated parking spot, which can be reached by a convenient twenty-minute cab ride."

Lost & found dept.

Illustration on the dangers of homebuyers failing to get correct property searches done. Couple look on in dismay as bus and ramblers have right of way over their land.

"I love real estate. It's so tangible."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

Homeless elderly parents - 'Isn't it nice that our kids are finally on the property ladder?'

"Oh, so what if it's invading our air rights."

Unreal Estate.

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

"I just love these new genetically - enhanced real estate agents!"

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

'Well, goodbye. And thanks for your feigned interest.'

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

'What - the whole house is flooded? Great! I take it!'

Can you describe it?

"That's my comb...result."