Lost And Found Employee Gifts

Can you describe it?

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Be open to help.

'It looks like our data.'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

Lost Property - Missing Head

Survival kit

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'Oh - It's you.'

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'You're to get

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Lost CatCat Found.

There are tracking dogs and then there are tracking dogs!

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

You were here, now you are lost.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Lost Glove: couple walk by a railing on which sits a six-fingered glove.

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

'If we did have it, we don't now. Have you tried Lost and Found?'

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

"That's my comb...result."