Lost And Found Officer Gifts

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Be open to help.

'It looks like our data.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

Fire Backwards.

Working from home.

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Lost CatCat Found.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'And where have you been?'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Lost & found dept.

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

You were here, now you are lost.

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

"Where have you been?"

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'I can't help thinking we should have used a better photo.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Navy games.

Can you describe it?

"Let me remind you gentlemen, it's Monday morning and we need to think of somewhere ridiculous to hide!!"

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

'I thought I told you to take it out into the country and lose it.'

Lost Glove: couple walk by a railing on which sits a six-fingered glove.

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'