Lost And Found Worker Gifts

'Well a lot of good it was to look there!'

Be open to help.

'It looks like our data.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Survival kit

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'Oh - It's you.'

Shipwrecked.

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Working from home.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'You're to get

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

There are tracking dogs and then there are tracking dogs!

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

You were here, now you are lost.

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Can you describe it?

Desert Island Rake