Displaced Worker Gifts

'A computer wouldn't have been so bad -- I was replaced by an illegal alien!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

Office Park

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'I found another pothole.'

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

"Aren't you the old guy in purchasing whose decades of slavish devotion inspired us to replace you with a small army of sycophants?"

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Bus Stop

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Commuters dancing in the rain.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"If you do get downgraded from First Class, we can help you adjust with lots of free valium."

The Bus Stop.

Trucker's tan.

Moving Van.

Al's Skylines

Brexit Relocation Strategy

'We're reducing office space, Trubshaw. You're under 'T' below.'

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