Displaced Worker Mugs

'A computer wouldn't have been so bad -- I was replaced by an illegal alien!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"I'm sending you to Siberia. Your job is remaining here."

Office Park

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'I found another pothole.'

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

"Aren't you the old guy in purchasing whose decades of slavish devotion inspired us to replace you with a small army of sycophants?"

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Bus Stop

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Commuters dancing in the rain.

The company relocated - didn't they tell you?

Moving Van.

Al's Skylines

The Bus Stop.

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Trucker's tan.

"If you do get downgraded from First Class, we can help you adjust with lots of free valium."

Brexit Relocation Strategy

'We're reducing office space, Trubshaw. You're under 'T' below.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.