Lost And Found Detective Gifts

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Violence on TV.

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

Working from home.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Neighborhood Watch.

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

When policewomen date.

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Lost & found dept.

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"So, who said you were not a good boy?"

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

'I suppose the only way we could find out exactly who collected these DNA samples would be to fingerprint everyone.'