Missing Clues Detective Gifts

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"So that's where you were last night."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"Any clues?"

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Working from home.

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Do you offer a warranty?"

'After I found out he was a cop, he just stopped calling. Too bad. I thought this time it might lead to something - other than an arrest.'

"Uh-oh!. . . Look out! Where did he come from? Something spooky is going on in this picture...Can you spot it?"

Lost & found dept.

"Damn. No hat."

A plain clothes fairy

"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."

"Officers McWit and Fenton, didn't the chief tell you this was a plain clothes operation?"

The Guy Who Mixed Up His To-Do List And His Bucket List

'Texting, one, two, three, four, texting, one, two, three, four. There that ought to do it.'

Guided Missiles Design Office

'I can't find the 'Where's Waldo' books.'

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

I think you oversold the whole silver bullet thing --- Everybody talks about them as if they're the solution to everything.

A conspiracy theorist reads a book called "Release of JFK Files".

'I fixed the problem you were having with your word processing software. The spell check was set on pig latin.'