Techie Lost And Finder Gifts

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Be open to help.

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'So are you seeing anyone?'

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Alien and Wind Farm

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Following satellite navigation instructions is an essential skill in the modern world.

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

"We'll be okay as soon as I can find a place to plug this in."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'