Tech Treasure Hunter Gifts

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"I heard you buy old computer parts. Well, get your checkbook out."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Archaeologists discover a football

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Dept. of the Treasury

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Pirate dogs burying bones.