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A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

"I heard you buy old computer parts. Well, get your checkbook out."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I love these old decorations!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Pirate

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football