Digital Treasure Seeker Gifts

An avid eBay buyer, James stumbles onto an amazing new Web site.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Beginner's luck."

'That was fun!'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'