Digital Treasure Hunter Gifts

The birth of the data mining industry (circa 1880): 'I ain't sure what it is, Clyde, but there's a vein of it as wide as yer Aunt Tillie!'

'I'm tired of people stealin' me gold so I put it all into Bitcoins.'

'He's mining for bitcoins again.'

"It's not empty, stupid! You're looking at 3 million in Bitcoin!"

"I invested all my gold into NFTs."

Mining for Crypto-Currency

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Archaeologists discover a football

Dept. of the Treasury

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."