Internet Treasure Seeker Gifts

A quest for the hold grail on eBay lacks the old sense of romance and adventure.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Beginner's luck."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'That was fun!'

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"