Urban Treasure Seeker Gifts

'I love this after holiday shopping.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

I love Museum Shops

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

At the end of the rainbow

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'That was fun!'

"Beginner's luck."

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

'Something tells me we're close!'