Urban Treasure Seeker Gifts

'I love this after holiday shopping.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

I love Museum Shops

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

At the end of the rainbow

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'That was fun!'

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

"Beginner's luck."

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

The Fort Knox Gold Depository has a key under the mat

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'Something tells me we're close!'